Dream #23037: The Chip Dream
I wrote this in 2002. – I remember in a dream I had, that I was stuck somewhere listening to some guy who was talking about chips, and something about “maximum dipping power.” He was explaining the...
View ArticleMy Decision to Receive Christ As My Saviour
Note: This was in the back of a bible. – Confessing to God that I am a sinner, and believing that the Lord Jesus Christ died for my sins on the cross and was raised for my justification, I do now...
View ArticleMy Geometry Test Grades
I took Geometry in 10th grade in high school. We had to get each one of our test grades signed off by our parents. Pretty much after every test I got a lecture from my mom. I was pretty bad at...
View ArticleLetter to Scott the Naturalist
I wrote this as a “thank you” note to Scott, who was a Naturalist at a school camp I was forced to go to in 6th grade. – March 16, 1998 Dear Scott, My name is davepoobond, and I was in your group (duh,...
View ArticleThe 20 Dollar Issue
This entry is part 26 of 26 in the series The Retail ReportA customer said that he placed 20 dollars and some change on the counter for a mug. The total of the transaction was about 10.79 for the...
View Articledustbusting my keyboard again
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View ArticleMr. Burnfur’s Grading Scale
Mr. Burnfur’s Grading scale is really the worst you could see, he makes it so that people that aren’t in shape have to work harder but still get less points than people that are in shape that do the...
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I Am Famous
Wow, the real Sofia Vergara sent little ol’ ME a friend request on Facebook! She’ll need more than a sultry Facebook photo and lack of anything substantive on the profile to get me to add her, though....
View ArticleDream #25785
The dream starts with me launching two ICBMs while on the freeway. Unsure where they went, but they didn’t explode. I got arrested but was taken to a school convention instead of a jail. I left...
View ArticleDream #25786
I had a dream about a party at my parent’s house with tons of random “family” members, even dead ones. Melissa Joan Hart was there and she knew me and waved. A pair of twin brothers named Eddie and...
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